When I remembered I created some back in the day. Logged into my Facebook for the first time in forever just to copy and paste these and then deleted that shit again. Enjoy some of the names and the oddly specific rules!
This is from 2010, apparently:
Couple of things right off the bat.
Touchdowns = drinking. Period. For the Jets Chargers game, consider it celebration when the Jets score, a drowning of sorrows when the Chargers score.
Halftime/End of Game = Amaretto shots. We shall do these together.
Lets get to specifics.
Cowboys/Vikings
Any mention of Jessica Simpson = drink
Any time Brett Favre is referenced as a "gunslinger/warrior/a lot more careful than in the past/looks like a kid out there enjoying the game" = drink
Any time Tony Romo is compared to Brett Favre = drink
Any time Tony Romo's botched snap is mentioned = drink
Any time the camera shows Wade Philips and/or Brad Childress staring blankly at the field = drink
Any time Adrian Peterson fumbles = drink
Any time Jared Allen does a sack celebration = drink
Any time a past Cowboy is mentioned = drink
Any time Jerry Jones is shown in his press box = drink
Any time Jerry Jones is shown in his press box unhappy = drink twice
Any time Roy Williams drops a pass = drink
Any time Roy Williams catches a pass = drink twice (you're clearly already drunk if you saw him catch one)
Any time Percy Harvin's migraines are mentioned = drink twice (feel his headaches!)
All I can think of for now. Possibly more later.
Jets/Chargers
Any time USC is mentioned = drink
Any time Brad Smith comes in at QB = drink
Any time the Jets defense forces a turnover = drink
Any time it was Revis = drink twice
Any time a pass is incomplete in Revis' vicinity = drink
Any time a stat box is shown with all the receivers Revis has faced this season = drink
Any time Rex Ryan is shown screaming = drink
Any time Rex Ryan is shown joking around with Mark Sanchez = drink
Any time Mark Sanchez is shown standing uncomfortably next to Rex Ryan = drink
Any time the Jets turn the ball over = drink twice
Any time Philip Rivers can be seen trash talking = drink
Any time Norv Turner's playoff record is shown or mentioned = drink twice (FEEL HIS PAIN!)
Any time Braylon Edwards drops a pass = drink
Any time Braylon Edwards catches a pass = drink twice (You're clearly drunk if you think you saw him catch one)
Any time Braylon Edwards catches a TD pass = drink thrice (that's 4 times, because you have to drink once for a TD).
Any time any sort of J-E-T-S reference is made (on the broadcast) = drink
Any time the words "Revis Island" are spoken = drink
And this is from 2011:
Couple of things right off the bat.
Touchdowns = drinking. Period. For the Jets Colts game, consider it celebration when the Jets score, a drowning of sorrows when the Colts score.
Halftime/End of Game = Shots
This is a beer drinking game. You can do shots instead anywhere it says drink, but you may die. You can also drink just regularly, of course, but make sure to drink when these things happen. Feel free to adjust rules or add-on at your own desire.
Lets get to specifics.
Saints/Seahawks
Any video montages of the Saints Super Bowl year= drink
Any mentio of Tracy Porter's game-winning interception in the Super Bowl = drink (Bonus: If they show Manningface = drink)
Any mention of Brees' journey through the NFL = drink (Bonus: if they mention the Dolphins passing on him and the Saints giving him a chance = drink)
If Matt Hasselbeck is injured/benched and Charlie Whitehurst has to play = drink
If Marshawn Lynch scores a goalline TD = drink
Any discussion of Reggie Bush's Heisman (probably none, unfortunately) = drink
Any time Reggie Bush is stuffed in the backfield = drink (this one may kill you)
Any time the camera shows Sean Payton or Pete Carroll celebrating immensely = drink
Any mention of Pete Carroll's career at USC = drink
Any mention of Pete Carroll's relation to Reggie Bush = drink
Any time Reggie Bush fumbles = drink
Any mention of the Saints formerly being the "Aints" = drink
Any mention of Seattle's 7-9 record = drink (Bonus: if it's also mentioned that they're the first team to win their division with a losing record = drink)
Any time the "12th Man" is mentioned = drink
Any time a Saints penalty is blamed on crowd noise = drink
If Brees completes a pass to 6 different receivers = drink
If Brees completes a pass to 10 different receivers = 2 drinks
If Brees completes 3 touchdown passes to different receivers = 3 drinks
Any time Mike Williams relation to Pete Carroll is mentioned = drink
Any time Mike Williams' resurgence is mentioned = drink
All I can think of for now. Possibly more later.
Jets/Colts
Any sighting of Manningface = drink
Any time Brad Smith comes in at QB = drink
Any time the Jets defense forces a turnover = drink
Any time it was Revis = drink twice
Any time a pass is incomplete in Revis' vicinity = drink
Any time Rex Ryan is shown screaming = drink
Any time Rex Ryan is shown joking around with Mark Sanchez = drink
Any time Mark Sanchez is shown standing uncomfortably next to Rex Ryan = drink
Any time the Jets turn the ball over = drink twice
Any time Braylon Edwards drops a pass = drink
Any time Braylon Edwards catches a pass = drink twice (You're clearly drunk if you think you saw him catch one)
Any time Braylon Edwards catches a TD pass = drink thrice (that's 4 times, because you have to drink once for a TD).
Any time the words "Revis Island" are spoken = drink
Any mention of the Jets defensive issues this year = drink
Any time Santonio Holmes Super Bowl MVP award is mentioned = drink
Any time any of the Jets off-field issues are mentioned = drink (that means drink for each. So if the words Inez Sainz come up, drink. If Rex Ryan's foot fetish comes up, drink. If Braylon Edwards DUI comes up, drink. If the Sal Alosi trip is brought up, drink. If...well, you get the picture).
Any time Sanchez throws a pick = drink
Any time Ladanian Tomlinson is shown on the bike on the sideline = drink
If LT gets injured = drink
If Shonne Green fumbles = drink
If Vernon Gholston's name is mentioned = drink (if his lack of a sack in his career, or the word "disappointment" is mentioned = drink again)
If Jim Leonhard's injury is mentioned = drink
If the Colts receiving corp injuries are mentioned (Clark, Collie, etc) = drink
Any time Jim Caldwell is shown on the sidelines with a completely blank expression (basically, any time Caldwell is shown) = drink
If you're unsure whether Caldwell is actually alive when shown (ever seen Weekend at Bernie's?) = drink
Any time Manning's play-calling is mentioned = drink
Any time Manning audibles a play = drink
Any time Manning is sacked = drink
Any time Manning is picked = drink
If Cromartie's children are mentioned at all = drink
If John Conner gets a carry = drink
If Conner is referred to as "The Terminator"= drink
If Joe McKnight inexplicably gets the ball at any point = drink
If Dustin Keller actually catches a freaking pass = drink
If Keller scores a touchdown = drink (so drink twice)
Any time Jerry Jones is shown in his press box unhappy
They're was some drunk mofo's watching that game ;-)